Since joining A-League side Newcastle United Jets and suddenly finding the kind of goal-scoring form that eluded him for the first 18 years of his professional career, Emile Heskey has officially become a meme and, as it is written, every meme deserves their own rap song as performed by an old man in a homemade Lady Gaga t-shirt and an American football balanced on his head in a room full of plastic monkeys and garden gnomes.
WARNING: Viewer discretion is definitely advised for this one. Once viewed, you will never be able to think straight again...
Email Heskey? What? Who? WHY?
(Via Football Ramble)